It Seems Like Years Since It's Been Clear

recently was my 12th anniversary with my fiance (12 years since the day we met)

time flies, y'all

happy belated new year, lj!

I don't really have any explanation for why I did this. I spent so much time trying to see if I could and not enough time thinking about whether or not I should. I just... just click the cut, okay? Picture heavy. Phobia warning for grotesquely-featured humanoids and humanoids WITHOUT FACES. Oh God. ( OH GOD )

rolling around in a pile of dolls

I can hear scratching noises and I can't tell where they're coming from and I have been driven from my own bedroom

I will be sleeping on the couch and I am angry

Good evening, livejournal. I never update. I'm sorry. But I wanna tell you a story. A true story.

( A harrowing tale of courage and bug spray )
I survived, but I'll never be the same.

THE END?

I am obsessed with hair chalk.

hi livejournal

I never update you anymore. I am sorry.

Today in the shower I scratched my eyebrows and a bunch of eyebrow hairs fell out and it made me think what if I lost my eyebrows??? So while I was thinking about that I picked up the conditioner and then freaked out thinking my hair had all gone because it was so slick there felt like a lot less of it. Then I realized I'd used conditioner before shampoo and on the wrong part of my head and I felt better. I PANICKED SO HARD YOU GUYS.

but srsly what if I lost my eyebrows that would be weird

I have to do a Scary Thing on Thursday and I don't want to.

MY VACATION IS TOMORROW

I'll be gone for 2 days :o