It Seems Like Years Since It's Been Clear

GUESS WHAT I JUST FOUND. NO SRSLY GUESS

The script for the Little Red Riding Hood parody/rewrite we were supposed to do waaaaay way way back when Drama class tried to take itself seriously, before it completely dissolved into a pointless joke. It's... kind of hilarious, in a really bad way. No, seriously, I cannot stop laughing. It's from before the teacher-demanded rewrite. See, in my original script, the lumberjack character was a man who wanted to be a woman named Betty, but in the rewrite we had to have it just be someone whose name was once Gary and was now something else. So there was still ~~funny confusion~~, just... not quite the same.
Of course, cross-dressing/gender confusion was right out, but a "schizophrenic" lead character? A-OK!
I made my stage debut playing this character, of course. It's dated 9-22-02. I'm a much better writer now than I was seven years ago (SEVEN YEARS WHAT THE HELL. ARE YOU KIDDING ME SEVEN YEARS, JESUS) but I still think I could pull off talking to myself on stage. Idek what this says about me.

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-5:18 AM